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kindahorny:

"sweetie can you please clean your ro-"image

breakinq:

following back tons

breakinq:

following back tons

lazycookies:

*PUNCHES A WALL* MY FRIENDS ARE SUPER ATTRACTIVE

*THROWS A CHAIR OUT THE WINDOW* MY FRIENDS ARE SUPER ADORABLE

*CLIMBS TO THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN AND SWAN DIVES OFF OF IT* MY FRIENDS ARE GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE THEM A LOTTT

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

elucent:

popular girls who think they’re more superior to everybody else need potatoes thrown at them