hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: evaunit08, via cartel)

bunsen:

trying to push a pull door and not succeeding like

image

(via greetings)

svvitzerland:

if you ask me out i’ll  say yes so fast i’ll break the sound barrier

(Source: toyota, via sniffing)

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(Source: dogshoulders, via suspend)

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via yelled)

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

(via stabs)

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

(via greetings)